February 2012
98 posts
yasmeen:
When someone farts, I fart too so they don’t get self-conscious.
And that’s why I’m a good friend.
I fart all the time just in case my friend needs to fart and was too nervous to do it first.
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PSA ABOUT POLICE SEARCHES
(for anyone in a room-mate situation)
It turns out, if several people are sharing a space, ALL parties present (who live there) must consent to the search (and to let the police in). Your right to NOT have them there trumps your room mate’s rights to let them in, every time. As established in the US Supreme Court decision of Georgia V....
Common Myths About Feminism
caffeinatedfeminist:
thatfeministdyke:
Myth: Feminists are man haters. Fact: Feminists are fighting for gender equality. They are fighting for everyone to be seen as equal in the eyes of the law and in the eyes of society. Some women may hate men. Some of them may be feminists. Some of them may not be. Most feminists do not hate men. Myth: Being feminine is unfeminist. Fact: You can wear...
I love how much discussion there is over "Why do...
Seriously, there’s so much debate about it in the media, in science, in school, in politics, and the answer is simple: They are horny and it feels awesome. Why is that so hard for so many people to understand?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
tyleroakley:
the-vashta-nerada:
just press...
Men May Not Become Extinct || Al Jazeera English →
mohandasgandhi:
almaswithinalmas:
Anna, so much for Feminazis for Misandry™? :(
Anyway, all weird comments aside, my sister informed me of this years ago, why is this news?
Aw, crap.
Reblog with your waifu
witch-of-spacetime:
solarstory:
totemokiken:
strawberrykappas:
minatobaby:
papoteer:
johnbeingheterosexual:
kigagroup:
She has an orca on her jammies. She has an ORCA on her JAMMIES.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
whatsuppal:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
miss piggy ily
-n0:
it’s getting hot in here
so take off all your clothes
pcarasaur:
stfusexists:
laughinghieroglyphic:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life...
